Batman Sucks Forever: A Satirical Tribute to the Dark Knight
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One of the most rewarding things about the BSF website has been the guestbook. Now defunct, it was hosted by Lycos for about 12 years. On one hand, it was a way for our awesome fans to let us know how much they enjoyed the screenplay. And that's terrific.

But there was another level of enjoyment. In addition the adulation of our fans, the guestbook attracted no shortage of stark-raving lunatics. Most of them mis-interpreted the website as an anti-Batman manifesto. Their ungrammatical rantings have provided us with countless hours of laughter.

Seriously. Countless.

The guestbook entries trailed off over the years to a bare trickle. So I've frozen it, downloaded the entries, and presented them for you here. Enjoy.

Sunday 02/01/2009 4:30:58pm
Name: Chris
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Comments: I'm an aspiring filmmaker, and I've been thinking this would make a great starting-off point. So can I turn this script into a fanfilm (giving credit where it's due)?
Thursday 01/22/2009 11:26:26pm
Name: doubleagent
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Comments: found by googling for "i hope robin set a tape". read it about a decade ago and have been looking for it, off and on, for the past two years.
Saturday 10/11/2008 5:26:27pm
Name: Grick Dayson
E-Mail: the_nb_man@yahoo.com
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Location: Los Angles, California
Comments: It could've mocked the "Shoemaker" movie a bit more, but it's still very funny and clever, my friends and I are considering making a live action adaptation, what do you guys think?
Saturday 03/17/2007 2:07:07am
Name: amanda
E-Mail: fergie_rux@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: batmansucksforlife
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Comments: BATMAN SUKZ 4 LIF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday 03/17/2007 2:07:05am
Name: amanda
E-Mail: fergie_rux@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: batmansucksforlife
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Comments: BATMAN SUKZ 4 LIF MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday 01/04/2007 6:46:44pm
Name: Brandon Daley
E-Mail: bman109@hotmail.com
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Comments: I am a fan of your script and wondered if you could purchase a published copy anywhere. Please let me know if this is possible.
Sunday 07/16/2006 0:38:30am
Name: chris
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Comments: batman sucks forever.
i hate batman.
this movie sucks
i dont like it
at all.
im watching it now
and i hate it
Monday 07/10/2006 2:01:13am
Name: David
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Comments: i love this screenplay, my favorite part is when Robin puts on a paper bag and a guy calls him a dick and Robin thought he was saying his name but it was an insult instead, funny stuff!
Tuesday 06/27/2006 12:49:40am
Name: The intergalactic lunatic
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Comments: Every couple of years or so i read this, and each time its better than how I remembered it, this is one of the world's truly great satires, i would love to read your other works.
Tuesday 04/18/2006 2:30:33am
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Comments: BATMAN...nanananananana...BATMAN...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Funny. i love this movie!!!
Sunday 04/16/2006 7:12:50am
Name: BSP Gallery Bookshop old and rare books
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Comments: Your site is great. Nice layout, BSP Gallery Bookshop old and rare books. BOOKS and MEMORABILIA on military, shipping, aviation history, craft, arts, Australian, old postcards. http://www.bspgallery.com.au
Saturday 04/01/2006 3:04:12pm
Name: richerd
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Location: wigan
Comments: the batman forever film is brlliant
Saturday 03/18/2006 5:51:17am
Name: hj
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Comments: ki
Monday 03/13/2006 7:14:35pm
Name: Batboy"SO I FORGOT MY SUIT, ALRIGHT!!"
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Comments: In a nutshell,

FUNNIEST SHIT I EVER READ IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!!!

Thats all...
Sunday 03/05/2006 8:07:38pm
Name: Andrew Stobart
E-Mail: Stobart@hot mail . com
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Location: Beechwood 36th street 600
Comments: I would love to watch this movie pleas.
Wednesday 02/22/2006 1:16:31pm
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Comments: 4TO5
Wednesday 02/22/2006 1:16:30pm
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Tuesday 02/21/2006 8:09:23am
Name: as hole
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Comments: you suck ass hole
Tuesday 02/21/2006 8:09:22am
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Comments: you suck ass hole
Tuesday 02/21/2006 8:09:22am
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Comments: you suck ass hole
Tuesday 02/21/2006 8:09:21am
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Comments: you suck ass hole
Tuesday 02/21/2006 8:09:19am
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Comments: you suck ass hole
Friday 02/03/2006 12:01:33am
Name: Amster
E-Mail: dontcareaboutyou@biteme.ass
Homepage Title: Smellly
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Location: The Underworld...
Comments: That is totally funkeh!

:)

Lovin' de batman randomness!
Sunday 01/08/2006 6:54:41pm
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Comments: Can't stop laughing that was brilliant, every quote, every villain perect im still laughing omg.....
Saturday 12/03/2005 5:20:49pm
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Sunday 11/20/2005 5:28:19pm
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Monday 11/14/2005 9:40:18pm
Name: Scott Perez
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Comments: Being an extreme Batman fan...this is the best pay I've ever read.
Wednesday 10/19/2005 4:14:00pm
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Wednesday 10/19/2005 4:13:58pm
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Sunday 10/02/2005 9:56:03pm
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Comments: I love batman, despite your comdedic hate.
Sunday 10/02/2005 9:56:02pm
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Comments: I love batman, despite your comdedic hate.
Thursday 09/29/2005 8:36:05pm
Name: Bilal
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Location: Toronto
Comments: Loved the skript. I read a bit of it but wanted to sign the guest book because I have stuying to do. The BatMan movies from BatMan to BatMan Returnes were good. The next two that came after really "Sucked Forever."
BatMan Begins, Really nice!!
Monday 09/26/2005 11:01:55am
Name: johnny d
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Location: Dublin, Ireland
Comments: guys that batman script is the funnniest thing i've ever read. i was reading it in work and it had me in tears of laughter. please let me know if your writing anymore screen plays
Friday 09/09/2005 5:17:44pm
Name: lavertraharris
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Comments: batman
Friday 09/09/2005 5:17:43pm
Name: lavertraharris
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Thursday 08/04/2005 11:14:20am
Name: APORO
E-Mail: APORO18@POST.SK
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Location: Nitra_ Alovakia
Comments: Hello everybody....
good page :)
keep smiling
Wednesday 07/20/2005 4:48:12am
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Monday 07/11/2005 10:39:42pm
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Comments: GREAT SCREEN PLAY!!!!!!!! SHOULD BE A MOVIE!!! i'D WATCH IT
Monday 06/06/2005 5:49:29pm
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Tuesday 05/17/2005 0:59:27am
Name: David
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Location: CANADA!
Comments: Great script work, love the parody, they are hard to come up with and you stuck to the central elements of a origianl batman movie, congrats!
Thursday 03/31/2005 11:11:47am
Name: Dave
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Comments: Your script has no meaning. Trust me, your script sucks just as much as you think Batman does. If there is anything you are about, it is nothing. Just for fun, we could steal your screenplay. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
Thursday 03/31/2005 11:11:47am
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Comments: Your script has no meaning. Trust me, your script sucks just as much as you think Batman does. If there is anything you are about, it is nothing. Just for fun, we could steal your screenplay. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
Wednesday 03/30/2005 9:31:46am
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Comments: fuck you fucker i hope you die
Tuesday 03/22/2005 5:37:17pm
Name: Xavier
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Comments: Freaking funny should be a new animated movie
Friday 03/18/2005 9:51:13pm
Name: matt
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Comments: You suck. This isn't funny at all, you have the sense of humour of an 11 year old. Well done, you script wasn't clever or witty.
Saturday 02/26/2005 6:19:47pm
Name: Lance Kinkade
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Comments: Your website's the pits & your script sucks like you do. You're a disgusting fat bag of sh** that would disgrace the name of the Dark Knight himself. You will never be forgiven of this at all.
Friday 02/18/2005 9:59:25pm
Name: Marlon Tayag
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Monday 02/14/2005 5:29:51am
Name: Lestat
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Comments: Fuck you bitch. you have the worst fucken site i have ever seen.what the fuck is that? go to hell and come with better site as\#$@#$ole
Saturday 01/08/2005 9:23:10am
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Comments: I'm a big Batman fan, but let me tell you people, THIS SCRIPT ROCKS! (I never liked the movies anyway).
The refrences to all the villans being created by falling into Vats was hallarious... just as much as everything else. Parodies are great, but this... THIS is a masterpiece! Hope it gets turned into a movie, REAL soon.
BTW: you should add more sections to this site... It seems a little plain...
Wednesday 01/05/2005 2:24:20am
Name: Martha
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Comments: this script rocked back when I first read it yrs ago and it still makes me laf hysterically. Go you!
Tuesday 12/07/2004 10:17:10pm
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Comments: who sucks? you base your wimpy story on Batman and now what?
Tuesday 10/12/2004 12:17:11am
Name: Adam
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Comments: Very funny. I finally got a chance to read it all. Could use some music though.
Thursday 09/23/2004 1:04:28am
Name: angelina
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Comments: That script was bloody brilliant! It should definitely be a movie.
Tuesday 08/10/2004 8:04:12pm
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Comments: dude this is fucking hillarious if only you could make it into a fan made movie or something, that would be tigth. But it's still funny.
Thursday 07/22/2004 0:49:34am
Name: Batman
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Comments: this site sucks eternally....
Monday 07/12/2004 2:19:59pm
Name: shaun
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Location: Reno
Comments: Read this back around 97-98 and thought it was friggin hilarious. If there were any justice in the world it would be on the big screen.
Wednesday 07/07/2004 7:18:54am
Name: The CON_Artist
E-Mail: con_artist_code_12@yahoo.com
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Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/ego2/con_artist
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Location: Where I lay my head is home
Comments: I love this... I'd do the film just for the hell of it.
Wednesday 07/07/2004 3:44:42am
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Monday 06/21/2004 8:13:36pm
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Thursday 06/17/2004 5:11:03am
Name: Morgan
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Comments: This was a VERY funny piece. I laughed out loud at least 5 times.
Saturday 06/12/2004 3:39:44am
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Monday 05/17/2004 5:52:38pm
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Comments: I like this. Good stuff. Reminds me of the humor here:

http://www.silverladder.com/literature/humor/humor.htm
Saturday 05/08/2004 5:50:01pm
Name: dead man
E-Mail: insanerama@yahoo.co.uk
Homepage Title: www.insanerama.4t.com
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Location: noman land
Comments: people who don't like batman can died be cose your proble a xmen fan that shit and so is your comics u r all dicks
Wednesday 05/05/2004 10:32:04pm
Name: Parise
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Comments: THis is the funniest thing ever
Thursday 04/29/2004 5:13:14pm
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Comments: Did anyone go see the Punisher movie yet? I have to say, I think it's the best comic book movie to ever come out. It's definitely worth checking out! If you want to see a trailer of the movie, go to MarvelCatalog.com, and you can also buy some awesome Punisher Merchandise while your there!
Saturday 04/03/2004 8:30:28am
Name: ryze
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Comments: BATMAN SUCKS COZ HE ONLY USES GADGETS AND NOT HES OWN STRENGHT!aND HE SUCKS COZ HE SUCKS.
Thursday 03/25/2004 3:23:17am
Name: Boon
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Comments: I freaking love your script. I was cracking up for hours. I visit regularly to reread it. Thank you for being funny.
Sunday 03/21/2004 8:42:40am
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Comments: all you mother fuckers are gonna pay. you are the bigest ball lickers. im gonna fuck your mothers while you watching and crying like litlle bitces.
Saturday 03/06/2004 11:29:53pm
Name: Just another Fangirl
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Comments: Ingenious. Just, wow.
Saturday 02/28/2004 1:58:49pm
Name: Corey Brand
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Comments: ya know i like batman but that was hilarious. i think it was funny when darth vader showed up . You should add more like put some guys like Freddy, Jason or Micheal Myers.
Friday 02/27/2004 8:49:24am
Name: Chris
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Comments: Laughed my ass off. It was great how you poked fun at every single little aspect of the movie/t.v. show.
Saturday 02/21/2004 11:05:34am
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Tuesday 01/13/2004 5:11:16pm
Name: Heather
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Comments: I like Batman, but this is pretty funny.. so i gotta say this is a cool site. :) (how come you dont make a Superman sucks..? now that would be something to see) whoever wrote this, great job.
Saturday 01/10/2004 2:34:59pm
Name: Michael
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Comments: your parody isnt even funny
Wednesday 11/12/2003 11:09:52pm
Name: SuPeRn0va
E-Mail: warcraft3hero@hotmail.com
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Comments: pwns
Wednesday 11/12/2003 8:55:50am
Name: DAVIES
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Wednesday 11/12/2003 8:55:44am
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Wednesday 10/29/2003 7:16:45pm
Name: ethan boehm
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Comments: I love batmans gadgets
Saturday 10/04/2003 2:18:16am
Name: Rebecca
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Comments: Hey!
This script is awesome! You totally got all the main points in "Batman Forever" and laid them all out with your own quirky twists! Rock On!!
Saturday 09/20/2003 6:26:58pm
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Comments: you fn suck
Tuesday 08/12/2003 3:20:19pm
Name: luke s goljan
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Comments: this script is absolutely hilarious, and if you ever did make it, i want to see it. i've been laughing about it for 3 years now ever since i stumbled across it in some fan scripts page. i use jokes from it constantly and even inserted one into a film i did (the mr freeze fish joke). if you guys are still doing comedy, i'd love to hear from you. and just for the record, the 'j. schumacher club' thing made me cry, i laughed so hard.
Wednesday 07/16/2003 2:51:17pm
Name: Harley Quinn
E-Mail: Alicecat79@hotmail.com
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Comments: I am a die hard batman fan, but that is the most insane shit I have ever read... I love it!!!!! It needs to be a movie though...
Wednesday 07/16/2003 4:07:10am
Name: mandy
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Sunday 07/13/2003 5:32:32pm
Name: Bruce Wayne
E-Mail: ImAliasTheBatman@cs.com
Homepage Title: Criminals are a suspicious cowardly lot
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Location: Wayne Estates; beyond Gotham City limits
Comments: This script is the result of the consequences that await any great fictional character when its license is pimped to those who have no care for another's works. In 1939, Mr. Bob Kane (& friends) gave to the realm of literature & art a creation that has, & will endure, no matter how the DC Presidents & Joel Schumachers of the world attempt to heap infamy upon it, in their march towards personal wealth. The Bat-Man IS forever! No amount of mock or parody can harm him! Mainstream America discovered him in 1989, when Mr. Michael Keaton donned body-armor, in an attempt to bring The Bat-Man back into the darkness. Let me tell you a secret... he'd never left it. V. Kilmer aided with his stiff, mono-syllabic, Pinocchio-like portrayal, in adding nails to the coffin. And lovable old G. Clooney, who couldn't act dead if someone killed him, lowered the box into the ground. And now, with rumors circulating that the ultimate buffoon, A. Kutcher, is to act (lol) the part, Tinseltown starts shoveling-in the dirt. But, you cannot kill what cannot die! We followers of the ideals of The Bat-Man have held warder over his true sense of years before Hollywood discovered him. We don't see him prancing through neon lighting, flaunting nipples & cod-pieces, trading corny banter with celebrity wussy bad-guys, the latest trinkets from The Sharper Image spinning 'round his utiliy-belt. We know him to step from the shadows without a word, inflict justice and/or vengeance, & disappear back into the night! But I digress. Of course everything can & should be able to withstand self-mockery; that's why the 60's version with Mr. Adam West & Mr. Burt Ward is so warmly accepted around the globe. At least they wore the correct uniforms. I, & those other few who echo my thoughts & feelings, will never forgive (or forget) those who have sought to strip our hero of the saintly image, wonder, & dignity that he has earned by sacrificing his all many times over. The greatest truth to being "A Son Of The Dark Knight", is that we will "still-and-always" be here, long after the crucifiers have collected their thirteen pieces of silver and gone.
Saturday 07/05/2003 7:15:10pm
Name: shyaen
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Comments: i love batman
Wednesday 06/25/2003 9:51:28am
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Tuesday 06/24/2003 8:16:39pm
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Comments: This is one of my all time favorite websites. That was freaken hillarious with Robins lines on Catwoman
Tuesday 06/24/2003 1:22:18pm
Name: Dave
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Thursday 06/05/2003 9:12:12pm
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Tuesday 06/03/2003 12:50:55am
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Comments: Dude, this SO has to be made into a movie. It'd make some HUGE-ass bank if it was. XD
Saturday 05/31/2003 8:30:56pm
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Wednesday 05/28/2003 3:50:23pm
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Monday 05/12/2003 4:20:22pm
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Saturday 04/26/2003 8:04:17pm
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Comments: I hate you you idiots I will call the cops if u don't shut your dumb wedsite down STUPIDUMBASSYITIOTDUMBO I HATE YOU YOU ARE A LOSER your a @!#$&^ **^&%#@%# (*)*}{}P":>?@%(& I %^&*#$ HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go to &*((
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Wednesday 04/23/2003 9:34:07am
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Comments: "aka" is spelt incorrectly about 1/6 beginning of the script. halarious, i actually read the whole thing in one sitting
Thursday 04/17/2003 11:13:53pm
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Comments: THIS SITE SUCKS. WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED TO THE RETARDED LOGO THAT YOU DUMB PEOPLE USED TO HAVE?????????????????????????
Tuesday 04/08/2003 12:06:23am
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Comments: FUNNIER THAN SHIT. thanks guys
Sunday 04/06/2003 6:11:28pm
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Sunday 04/06/2003 3:43:15am
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Comments: Wow ur a sick pupy friend..u also have a lot aof time on your hand...i have something else in mine!!!
Saturday 04/05/2003 1:44:43pm
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Comments: This is one insanely good joke! If anyone ever made a movie out of this script, I would be first in line to see it. But I guess that's not going to happen any time soon...is it?
Friday 04/04/2003 1:30:34am
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Monday 03/31/2003 6:14:38pm
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Comments: This is pretty funny... but - it reads just like an episode of the 60's series with Adam West!
Saturday 03/29/2003 2:50:47am
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Wednesday 03/19/2003 9:30:45am
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Tuesday 03/18/2003 8:00:02pm
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Comments: That was the funnyest thing ive read it a long time! I was falling out of my chair laffing!
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Sunday 03/09/2003 12:18:41am
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Comments: This was one of the funniest things that ive ever read. My congrats to whoever thought this up. You could be a great spoof writer.
Thursday 03/06/2003 10:52:27pm
Name: Dick in your mouth
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Comments: Batman is cool.The 1st 2 movies were cool!Bitches who make fun of batman especially that one person who kept sayin fag alot is fuckin too young to know shit!Man don't worry about what these other losers say your site is pretty ass funny!I hardly ever read comic books because I have other important things to do but when i was young i used to watch the animated series and i thought it was pretty cool.Good luck with your site and don't take shit from these little bitches who say you suck!Reply back man!
Thursday 03/06/2003 10:37:30pm
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Comments: What is up with everyone makin fun of this site.It is just showing the funny ,slightly stupid,faults and mistakes of the directors of the recent BATMAN movies.I have nothin against this site.But,yall have to admit....some of thelines in the latest Batman movies have been corny....this .....in my opinion is hat thissite is makin fun of and not the superheroe itself.
Thursday 03/06/2003 10:22:57pm
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Comments: Funny as hell.Thought you wrote it well.It would be funny if you teamed Batman and Superman together.Wouldn't it.
Good Luck with site.
Sunday 03/02/2003 1:20:01pm
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Tuesday 02/25/2003 12:31:04am
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Comments: Love this!!! This sounds like a Mel Brooks movie! You write really well! Keep up the good work!
Sunday 02/23/2003 4:41:11am
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Tuesday 02/18/2003 6:15:16pm
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Comments: This would make a great National Lampoons Movie.
Tuesday 02/18/2003 3:27:11pm
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Comments: This was great. A Laugh riot. I too would love to see this on film. Looking forward to the next one.
Saturday 02/15/2003 6:35:25pm
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Comments: well, thank god i'm not the only one that realizes that "gay-boy" joel schumacher should'nt have even been give the privialge to direct not one but two pieces of crap!! first of all why he thought he needed to change the wonderful "dark" look of gotham city laid down by tim b. and secondly,,,what the hell's the point of putting "man-nipples' on the bat suit and do we really need to see a "fashion show" after they don thier new rubber suits?????/?????????I feel george was a better BATMAN than Val, but if tim was acting executive producer for these last 2 films,,why did he let loose the loser/director joel and step in to direct them himself??

whew,, I feel better now..

- 2nd generation batman fan
p, noer of southcarolina [ps i may get back-lash from certain memebers of the Homo-sexual society, but ,Batman does NOT need insulting like he has in the last 2 films.im surprised the late BOB KANE did'nt protest when he visited Joel's set during production.]
Saturday 02/15/2003 4:51:34am
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Thursday 02/13/2003 2:17:43am
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Thursday 02/13/2003 2:16:12am
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Tuesday 01/21/2003 10:07:04pm
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Comments: GENIUS! Screw all them other reviewers! I am a huge Batman fan, and I thought this was classic material! I would LOVE to see this on film! I believe it would be better animated, however. Great job on making a hysterical parody!
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Monday 01/06/2003 4:22:34pm
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Comments: My mommy says that unprotected sex gives you herpies! And thats a fact!
Tuesday 12/31/2002 5:25:36pm
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Comments: you all suck, just cause batman is the pimp of you ho's does not mean you can make fun of your pimp. haha and who ever made this site sucks ass,cause i can make a 10 times better site.i think that your freakin gay fags that can't think of anything to do so you think it's kool to make fun of kool people that you can never be or even come close to being him. so shut up about batman you big fags. batman will kick your butt anyday of the week fags.
Monday 12/23/2002 10:06:17pm
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Comments: You vile vile goat fuckers... give the gift of suicide!
Wednesday 12/18/2002 12:30:06am
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Comments: yall need a life, if you think dissing batman or anything else like this is amusing. get a life, and go waste someone else's time.
Sunday 12/15/2002 10:07:51pm
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Comments: This is the funniest thing i have ever read! laughed my head of! i am a certified Batman Fanatic and ol of you fucks that think that Batman is gay then you you can suck your great,great, great, mamas drippin pussy! putang ina nyo lahat!
Tuesday 12/10/2002 5:14:17pm
Name: you suck but your mama sucks better
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Comments: I hope you all die . Super hero's rule . Especially Batman . You all can suck ass . Don't make me start up with the shit thing .
Tuesday 12/10/2002 5:02:23pm
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Comments: Batman rules , ass suckers . I hope when you die you go to Hell so I can be kicking your ass in Hell too . And i must worn you i can make you eat my shit then shit it out and make you eat that shit which is made up of my shit . You all suck ass .
Tuesday 12/10/2002 5:02:22pm
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Comments: Batman rules , ass suckers . I hope when you die you go to Hell so I can be kicking your ass in Hell too . And i must worn you i can make you eat my shit then shit it out and make you eat that shit which is made up of my shit . You all suck ass .
Tuesday 12/10/2002 4:51:42pm
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Comments: Fuck you cock sucker and all you assholes that like this site . Batman fuckin rules . Don't make me make you eat my shit then you shit that shit out and eat that shit which is made up of my shit that you ate . And you all suck ass . Your sister tastes good .
Saturday 12/07/2002 3:20:42pm
Name: jamie madrox from twiztid
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Comments: i wish i really was jamie madrox that'd be phat any way that not why i is typin dis fuck yall who is dissen batman batmans muh home boy excuse me muh family and we on top of the world and we mackin on the galaxy BIATCH!!! ima break ya chicken neck ya redneck ho juggaloz fo life nigga
Saturday 12/07/2002 1:59:04pm
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Comments: THE THIRD AND FORTH MOVIE SUCKED BUT THE FIRST 2 R GREAT
Friday 12/06/2002 3:57:44pm
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Comments: COME ON CLOONEY WEL WIN EVERYTHING NEXT YEAR CATHAL HENCHY IS A LEGEND AND SO IS JOHN EARLS AND SO IS DANIEL ODONNELL
THATS THE WAY THEN SHAVE A BULLOCK
Tuesday 12/03/2002 8:47:45am
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Monday 12/02/2002 11:09:12am
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Tuesday 11/26/2002 10:25:23pm
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Tuesday 11/26/2002 11:38:25am
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Tuesday 11/19/2002 8:24:14am
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Friday 11/15/2002 5:00:13am
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Wednesday 11/13/2002 5:34:41pm
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Comments: THIS IS TO THE WRITERS OF THE SCRIPT:

My High School is thinking about performing your play based upon the script that I wrote. I expanded your script (came to 33 pages in Word) to 85 pages by adding lot of stuff of my own, such as adding scenes, further characterization, more lines, more characters (ex: I made Bullock, Gordon, Montoya main characters), etc. Some examples of my modifications include adding scenes such as Kwick E'Mart (with Apu), making Batgirl a main character, making Clark Kent and Lois Lane as side characters, having Fonzie getting beaten up by Bruce when he is in a 50's Cafe, and so on forth.

Although much of the play is my own, it contains parts that come from your script, so I thought I should ask your permission first before beginning production. Please email me back at my posted email address with your response and I will send you a copy of the play that I wrote. Thanks.

P.S: I have given credit to you (the writers) and everybody else you have given special thanks to.
Tuesday 11/12/2002 9:57:25pm
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Comments: that shit was funny as hell. You need to drag it out a little more though. Maybe play to the fact that bats are blind.
Tuesday 11/12/2002 4:47:03pm
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Tuesday 11/12/2002 11:14:26am
Name: Nigel
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Homepage Title: BCIS Sucks
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Comments: Wilder is the coolest...nigel sucks and dosen't make any god damn sense. BCIS blows.... Sticky fingers for life...yall all need to get a life..Nigel is a flamming bastard with herpes.
Thursday 11/07/2002 11:12:04am
Name: BCIS/KHSblowsdonkeyballs
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Comments: This website if you can believe it or not just gets gayer and gayer i will see you all in hell when yall get vaperized. Sticky Fingers and Sticky Keys for eva nigga im a true ass k-town nigga. all of you bastards deserve nothing in life not even your favorite thing a dick in your asses. u fuckers.

Luv
wilder is the biggest fuckin gayest faget I have ever wished to have never seen
Saturday 11/02/2002 5:26:40pm
Name: jamie madrox from twiztid
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Comments: batman is the greatest super hero ever and does not suck hes weed smokin axe weeldin killa

juggaloz 4 life yo,
jamie madrox
Saturday 11/02/2002 11:53:23am
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Comments: dear guest book were does batman live
Friday 11/01/2002 2:32:34pm
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Comments: This script is a work of art for the mind of amusment. I mean this could be
an actual movie. So make it a movie!
Saturday 10/26/2002 4:06:06am
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Comments: I read the scipt over and over and lmao, so I decide to shoot the live version of this, i'll make changes to the script alittle bit, but it'll be using your core writing, i won't make any money off the movie, and you will be credit it, hopefully my movie will live up to your funny writing, look for it on ifilms.com and kazaa in 6 months
mike drazen jop
Thursday 10/24/2002 11:10:09am
Name: Roooooossssssshelpme
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Comments: I still till this day think this is the gayest website ever i hope you all rot in hell for making it. Where i cum from K-town you would have been shot long ago. talk to yall tomorrow.


Luv Batman likes it in the ass
Saturday 10/19/2002 11:21:33pm
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Friday 10/18/2002 9:27:50am
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its the batman 60s series
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Tuesday 10/15/2002 11:09:58am
Name: Liz
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Comments: WOW...THIS SITE IS GREAT...I JUST WANTED TO SURF IN AND SAY THAT NIGEL AND WILDER ARE THE HOTTEST GUYS IN THE SCHOOL...I HEARD THEY HAVE STICKY FINGERS AND THE GET STUCK ON THE KEYS...STICKY KEYS FOREVER
Monday 10/14/2002 4:04:20pm
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Sunday 10/13/2002 2:07:38pm
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Saturday 10/12/2002 12:30:57am
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Comments: Oh my god this thing was sooooo HILARIOUS!! It should be made into a movie!!
Friday 10/11/2002 3:49:15pm
Name: Amber Hall
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Comments: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER READ!!
Saturday 10/05/2002 6:27:45am
Name: spiderman
E-Mail: spiderman@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: spiderman is gay
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Comments: i wondered if batman was gay like me?
Saturday 10/05/2002 6:26:29am
Name: spiderman
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Homepage Title: spiderman is gay
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Comments: i wondered if batman was gay like me?
Thursday 10/03/2002 7:26:03pm
Name: aliza claponsend
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Thursday 10/03/2002 6:39:33pm
Name: Rob
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Comments: this is freakin awesome. i just thought i would let yuo guys know that even though batman isnt shown on tvland anymore, it is now shown weeknights on vh1 at 8. enjoy :-)
Wednesday 10/02/2002 11:11:50pm
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Comments: LOVE the site redesign, guys! Great job.

Oh, and the person who wrote the last guestbook entry is a big fucking pussy wad dickhead and he should eat shit and die. What a stupid fucking moron. Sheeit.
Wednesday 10/02/2002 12:34:05am
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Comments: You can suck a big fat cock motherfucker you have no damn idea what you are talking bitchboy why dont you fuckin blow your father bitch assfuck you can fuck your own mothers cunt
Sunday 09/29/2002 4:49:20pm
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Monday 09/23/2002 2:02:41pm
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Comments: i thought it was awsome and funny at the same time keep up the good work your number 1 fan yancey
Saturday 09/21/2002 9:51:13pm
Name: chris
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Comments: hay that movie did suck and i agree i wanted my moneyback to. but batman his still the fucking shit. and he will kill any superhero alive ( spiderman superman, thanos, ect) so if ya got a problem with the dark knight kiss are asses fucking prick. batman 4-ever
Saturday 09/21/2002 2:59:12pm
Name: Hal & Nicholas Brock
E-Mail: totaloss@comcast.net
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Location: Sterling Heights Michigan
Comments: WE have not laughed so hard in MONTHS, thank you all very much. (Nick squeeks and blacks out, Dad continues typing) we loved the "surprise ending".
Hal and Nick
Sunday 09/15/2002 6:34:37pm
Name: fart haoi e
E-Mail: uyu@hotmailuo
Homepage Title: ncft;y
Homepage URL: http://tg79opgy
Referred By: Friend
Location: dgsfdytkedk
Comments: u guys suck batman rules!
Sunday 09/15/2002 6:32:13pm
Name: fart haoi e
E-Mail: uyu@hotmailuo
Homepage Title: ncft;y
Homepage URL: http://tg79opgy
Referred By: Friend
Location: dgsfdytkedk
Comments: u guys suck batman rules!
Thursday 09/12/2002 11:09:30pm
Name: Jim Ferace
E-Mail: DarkmanPoe@aol.com
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Comments: Hey guys...hilarious script. I just wanted to write, though, and tell you that someone has written a COMPLETE RIP-OFF of your script and it's posted over at Satan's Script-O-Rama...you might want to check it out.
Friday 09/06/2002 11:08:19pm
Name: Sport
E-Mail: TheMagicalPuppy@yahoo.com
Homepage Title: Xx($)xX
Homepage URL: http://xsportx.tripod.com
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Minnesota
Comments: Very Kewl Site, I agree...Joel Schumacher is a good example why queers should not do movies on our super heros. Bat suits should not have nipples! I wish Tim Burton would take back doing the movies...However, he has A LOT or fixing to do...Joel f-ed Batman's reputation up pretty good. Not to mention what he did to Arnold S.
Tuesday 09/03/2002 5:38:50pm
Name: Shane
E-Mail: Fryett@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: Batman
Homepage URL: http://Robin
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Edmonds
Comments: This screenplay is so funny! I even want to make my own Batman parody but of each movie
Monday 09/02/2002 6:21:34pm
Name: Anne
E-Mail: -
Homepage Title: -
Homepage URL: http://-
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Comments: Loved the script! This was extreamly funny. I would love to see this acually made into a movie.
Monday 08/26/2002 7:38:37pm
Name: Christopher
E-Mail: chrisberkley@msn.com
Homepage Title: none
Homepage URL: http://none
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: ???
Comments: Eww! I've seen a better page in a book!
Sunday 08/25/2002 6:19:41pm
Name: ERIC
E-Mail: c..beaulieu@sympatico.ca
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Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: CHICOTIMI
Comments: I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TWO WORDS
``BRAVO GUYS``THIS IS ONE OF THE
FUNNIEST,IF NOT THE FUNNIEST WEB-
SITE I HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF
READING TODAY.YOUR PARODY IS TOP-
NOTCH.
CONGRATS! ERIC
Saturday 08/24/2002 8:01:29pm
Name: Sally Url
E-Mail: Batmanrulessiren@bat.com
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Location: The Batcave
Comments: THIS WEBSITE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!! Whoever made it up probobly doesn't care about what people like.
p.s. the movies and the shows RULE!!!!!!
Saturday 08/24/2002 7:47:37pm
Name: Sally Url
E-Mail: Batmanrulessiren@bat.com
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Location: The Batcave
Comments: THIS WEBSITE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!!!!!! Whoever made it up probobly doesn't care about what people like.
p.s. the movies and the shows RULE!!!!!!
Thursday 08/22/2002 10:18:46am
Name: Dick
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Location: BatToillet
Comments: (THUMBS UP)
Thursday 08/22/2002 5:37:02am
Name: Bat-Mite
E-Mail: bat_miteau@yahoo.com.au
Homepage Title: BAT--MITE'S BAT PAGE
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/bat_miteau
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Australia
Comments: Great script! "Two-Faced" Ha!
Monday 08/19/2002 2:05:42am
Name: Batman
E-Mail: nmook33@hotmail.com
Homepage Title:
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Location: yahoo
Comments: You suck not me.
Friday 08/16/2002 7:08:09pm
Name: angela
E-Mail: a_snow_queen@yahoo.com
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Referred By: Friend
Location: NY
Comments: this is the best site i have seen in a long time. its amazingly funny and a whole lot better than the real movie.
Thursday 08/15/2002 8:07:52pm
Name: Kelly
E-Mail: strawberryschool161@yahoo.com
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Comments: This seriously should get made into something! IT takes everything I hated about all of those movies, and it slaps it in the face! I love it!!
Thursday 08/08/2002 11:17:49pm
Name: alex oliver
E-Mail: therotwiler@yahoo.com
Homepage Title: none
Homepage URL: http://none
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: missouri
Comments: i love the site. it is the funnyest thing i've read on the web! i was even thinking of geting my buddyes and making the movie. i will credit you guys as the writters. i have a feeling that it will be great.
Sunday 08/04/2002 5:04:21pm
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Comments: you people are FREAKS THIS SITE SUCKS!
Sunday 08/04/2002 4:59:50pm
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Comments: i hate this site, it SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday 08/01/2002 4:27:52pm
Name: taj
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Comments: you suck your gay
Wednesday 07/31/2002 0:01:38am
Name: Jake Marsh
E-Mail: j_ma07@hotmail.com
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Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Rushville Indiana
Comments: Ok, I have been a batman fan since I was a lil tike. And still think its one of the greatest superheros stories round. But this is the most funniest stuff I have ever read. I laughed.....I cried......I laughed so hard I cried, lol. This stuff is great. I've never laughed so hard. I would love to make this into a play. With your permission, my friend Lucas Morris, who has all ready left his entry in here, and I would love to see if our school would be interested in makin this into a play. All the credit would go fully to you. And if our school isn't interested, we would still work very hard into some how making it available for other people to see and have the same great laughing histeria we had. Jus please e-mail me back and let me know. By the way, you have potential. You guys could turn this into a movie really damn quick. It reminded me a lot of Airplane and Scary Movies, those parody movies. A sequal to this. It would be great. I'm tellin ya, this could be a great movie, ya'd make tons of money. You'd jus have to get permission from DC comics first. I have ideas, so does Luke. Email us back and we'll talk. Peace.
Tuesday 07/30/2002 8:30:02pm
Name: JOHN
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Comments: By the way...all of your links lead to nothing! Please change that so I can see more hilarious sites like yours!
Tuesday 07/30/2002 8:28:37pm
Name: Chris
E-Mail: dewpoint24@aol.com
Homepage Title: NA
Homepage URL: http://NA
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments: This has to be one of the single most funniest things I've ever seen. I've been a Batman fanatic since i was 2! I love the first three movies but the 4th sucks. I was wondering if I could have your permission to actually make this into a play. If I can please email me. You should write a sequel or something like that. You guys really have talent! I seriously suggest you send this to Saturday Night Live or Mad TV! You could make a lot of money off of this, and possibly make it the next Austin Powers. Keep up the good work...I would love a sequel!
Tuesday 07/30/2002 7:44:38am
Name: sonnyjim
E-Mail: sonny_jim182@hotmail.com
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Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: internet club in England
Comments: Batman kicks ass. there is no better super hero!!!! anyone who disagrees needs a bloody good slap!!
Tuesday 07/30/2002 2:39:19am
Name: Lucas Morris
E-Mail: lucas_morris_123126@msn.com
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Referred By: Friend
Location: rushville indiana
Comments: hey i loved it fucking funniest thing ever me and my friend want to make a play about this plz e mail me back and tell me that i can and well give you full credit
Thursday 07/25/2002 5:54:42pm
Name: Armando Rodriguez
E-Mail: madmando90710@yahoo.com
Homepage Title: NA
Homepage URL: http://NA
Referred By: Friend
Location: Los Angeles
Comments: Im a Batman Fan, Ive have only dressed up (or just dressed) as Bruce Wayne in all my Holloweens. I got a bad 1st impression w/ the name of the site, but now Ill reccomend it to all my friends.
Thursday 07/25/2002 3:12:03pm
Name: Micah
E-Mail: kmc9589@myexcel.com
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Comments: I have a problem with your website. Its not funny to say that someone sucks I should make a website that says YOU SUCK! At least I won't be lying.
Wednesday 07/24/2002 12:24:12am
Name: brother
E-Mail: bataman@yahoo.com
Homepage Title: www.batmanzone.iol.pt
Homepage URL: http://fuck you
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: any place
Comments: you are a sucker, give me a brake motherfucker!
Sunday 07/21/2002 1:03:41am
Name: White Boy
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Comments: That was hillarious!! I'm a huge batman fan and that is exactly like all the batman franchise! You guys should make a a sequel
Thursday 07/18/2002 5:09:34am
Name: Walter
E-Mail: zinone13@hotmail.com
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Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Bloomingdale, Il
Comments: Have you ever thought of having this done as an independent film? -Or doing it yourself? If so, I would really love to be involved in some way, also am interested in maybe getting my actor friends together to film it. If you can tell me who the copywrite belongs to, I'd love to produce it on film some time!
Thursday 07/18/2002 5:05:40am
Name: Walter
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Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Bloomingdale
Comments: This is Hilarious! Whoever wrote this should be very proud. I am a Batman fanatic, and being so I know that Batman can be just as much fun to laugh at as to enjoy. Great Job!
Wednesday 07/17/2002 0:12:54am
Name: John Doe
E-Mail: FUCK U
Homepage Title: FUCK U
Homepage URL: http://FUCK U
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: FUCK U
Comments: fuck u in ur motherfucking ass u have got to be the gaiest fuck dumbass in the world to think that BATMAN sucks u must have to much free time and don't get out much to make a web site like this sorry ass shit

P.S. FUCK U
Tuesday 07/16/2002 8:20:23pm
Name: frostymoss
E-Mail: frostymoss@skateboard.com/pass
Homepage Title: Punk-Ass
Homepage URL: http://liquid2k.com/pass
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: USA
Comments: Real funny. Write more. Keep up the good work. Eat stuff with sauce.
Sunday 07/14/2002 2:10:43am
Name: Pascal
E-Mail: ICTINEOW@aol.com
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Referred By: Search Engine
Location:
Comments: I would like to film your script and just wanted to know if I could have your permission. It is a great script and to this day I have never seen it equal. Keep up the great work. Just e-mail me if it is okay with you that I use it. Thanks.
Pascal
Sunday 07/14/2002 1:18:08am
Name: Roxy
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Comments: I dont know what yall must be thinking... but i love batman... if yall want to go to a hatter site go to some nstink site... they are gay but oh well... yall ppl suck
Wednesday 07/10/2002 8:07:00pm
Name: Alexandra
E-Mail: Aackerman@bridgemicro.com
Homepage Title: The Nut Farm
Homepage URL: http://www.expage.com/thenutfarm
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: NY State
Comments: I'm a huge fan of Batman comic books, but absolulty HATE the movies. That parody was the funnist thing i have read in a really long time! y'all are a very talented group of writers... thanks for sharing with us! :o)
Monday 07/08/2002 7:51:50pm
Name: Pierre Foucart
E-Mail: pierrefoucart@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: Spider-Man : The Webspinner
Homepage URL: htttp://webspinner.free.fr
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Paris (France)
Comments: Man ! That's what I call a very fucking cool website. I don't hate Batman, And I think you to ... but I found this page is so fucking cool ! when are you going to do the same job for the other episode ?!
Saturday 07/06/2002 5:22:23pm
Name: curtislizandrovaldivia
E-Mail: nmvhvhgfhgfhg
Homepage Title: nbjbkjvukvku
Homepage URL: http://ugyufgufyifi
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: jfkjfmjvfgk
Comments: you can suck my ass 4ever
Friday 07/05/2002 1:36:51pm
Name: The Scarecrow
E-Mail: scarcrow@hotmail.com
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Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Earth
Comments: I am a great fan of the Batman movies, but i must admit your script was pretty darn funny!
Thursday 07/04/2002 6:51:35pm
Name: Matthew
E-Mail: matt_89825@yahoo.com
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Referred By: Friend
Location: USA, Nevada
Comments: This was very funny and I think it took a lot of talent/work to make this. Good Job
Wednesday 07/03/2002 12:49:54am
Name: Lucie
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Comments: some of it was pretty funny. i liked how u tied the Riddler with some of Jim's other movies. Personally, i luv the Batman movies, but this was so dumb it was funny.
Tuesday 07/02/2002 11:12:56pm
Name: Aaron
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Location: Gotham City
Comments:
The script was hilarious,I loved it,but none of your links work.
Tuesday 07/02/2002 6:57:06pm
Name: The JOker
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Location: Your site sucks forever
Comments: You're an ass. Batman is the best character ever to bless the comics. I'm not even going to waste anymore time writing anything else...just go to hell.
Monday 07/01/2002 3:13:00am
Name: Batman
E-Mail:
Homepage Title: Miso Horney
Homepage URL: http://www.playboy.com/
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Location:
Comments: This was so fucking stupid that it was entertaining. It was funny and well put together. But Batman is a mythical character. He's too fucking cool to dis. But go ahead and dis the two latest movies; they fucking sucked.
Saturday 06/29/2002 8:43:50pm
Name: Mike
E-Mail: shadowman450@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: Mike's BATMAN Movie page
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/batmanmovie2002
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Comments: that was so funny! Being a BAT-Fan myself It was funny to read about the characters making complete idiot's of themselves. Very awesome!
Wednesday 06/26/2002 11:50:03am
Name: eqwana
E-Mail: eqwana@yahoo.com
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Tuesday 06/25/2002 2:46:01pm
Name: P. Funk
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Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: California
Comments: This is completely hilarious! Good Job! Holy Hole In My Head!? Your killing me! I couldn't stop laughing!

Keep up the good work!
Sunday 06/23/2002 4:51:45am
Name: John Deering
E-Mail: barakao1@yahoo.com
Homepage Title: Bowzuz Game Page
Homepage URL: http://megabowser.cjb.net
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Gotham City
Comments: Funniest spoof ever. Don't let it just sit there, have it published into an actual movie! Or, at least a book. Seriously.
Tuesday 06/11/2002 5:59:53pm
Name: Joe
E-Mail: joeshahen@yahoo.com
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Comments: good page man
Tuesday 06/11/2002 0:21:14am
Monday 06/10/2002 9:21:44am
Name: Lorenzo
E-Mail: brucewayne36@go.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By: Search Engine
Location: google
Comments: Wow ,brilliant !! This is a true work of creative genius. Congratulations.
Friday 06/07/2002 3:18:44pm
Name: Why do you care
E-Mail: doesntmatter@yourmom.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By: Search Engine
Location: The Universe
Comments: Batman is the pimp, but some parts of this script were pretty funny. I think B&R was terrible, Forever and Returns OK, but the original great. Don't dis him out though, he's the man. You should dis out some of the movies, but not the characters themselves. Hilarious ending.
Thursday 06/06/2002 9:25:37pm
Name: Eric Johnson
E-Mail: madness103@hotmail.com
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Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: yahoo
Comments: This is the funniest thing I ever read. You guys totally rule!
Sunday 06/02/2002 12:11:18am
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Sunday 06/02/2002 11:27:19am
Name: Ronny ron Mc Ron Ron
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Comments: This is shit, you are a wanker. timewaster.
Thursday 05/30/2002 4:05:47pm
Name: Princess of Magic
E-Mail: princessofmagic102@hotmail.com
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Comments: Cool web site.
Thursday 05/30/2002 1:34:27pm
Name: Dan
E-Mail: docmorbid84@HOTMAIL.COM
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Comments: Never, ever, disrespect The Bat. The Batman will destroy you. May eternal shame always follow you until your untimely demise.
Wednesday 05/29/2002 8:57:50pm
Name: Smurfette
E-Mail: Smurfette31687@aol.com
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Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: California
Comments: HA Ha Funny but I still love BATMAN he's the best but still the sript was still kick in the croch fantastic!!!
Tuesday 05/21/2002 1:35:46pm
Name: Jenny
E-Mail: jennifer@rodastro.com
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Comments: where can I get a guestbook like this?
Saturday 05/18/2002 10:24:43am
Name: Andrew Ringlund
E-Mail: ultimatebeing@hotmail.com
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Referred By: Friend
Location: WI
Comments: How can you hate batman so much that you make a site about him? Batman is the best and you must be a terrorist from pakistan not to realize it.
Friday 05/10/2002 11:07:52am
Name: Philippe
E-Mail: theDarknight19@yahoo.com
Homepage Title:
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Referred By: E-Mail
Location: Philippines
Comments: Raw Dawg u FUCK! batman is not fag andall of those who idolizes him...well i dnt know about you? that goes 4 u to robert!! All who thinks BATMAN is fag, PUTANG INA NINYONG LAHAT!!
Friday 05/10/2002 10:55:59am
Name: Philippe
E-Mail: theDarknight19@yahoo.com
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Referred By: E-Mail
Location: Philippines
Comments: I love your site!! i laughed my but off!!!
Thursday 05/09/2002 3:09:11pm
Name: ryan randall
E-Mail: i like cock
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Referred By: Search Engine
Location: miami
Comments: i am pretty gay but this website is drawing the line between gay and just fuckin retarted and i live in miami. my boyfreind robert ganzak is pretty gay also and hes gayer than me he likes licking asshole and he even said it was drawing the line.i hope yall take us two huge fuckin fags into consideration and change you gay fuckin website.

sincerly
two huge fags from miami
Wednesday 05/08/2002 8:07:44pm
Name: Justin
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Comments: OMG...Batman ROX!!!
Wednesday 05/08/2002 10:24:29am
Name: Danielle Aughenbugh
E-Mail: babyblue_84_1999@yahoo.com
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Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: School
Comments: I love Batman, he is my hero, do not dis him. He is the greatest superhero to ever be invented so shut your mouth you stupid faggot!!!
Sunday 05/05/2002 12:22:37am
Name: Raw Dawg
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Location: THA MILL
Comments: BATMAN IS A FAG! And everybody that idolizes and pretends to be him are fags as well. Im goin to beat the shit outa the next person that says they are Batman
Sunday 05/05/2002 8:43:27am
Name: Rajita
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Location: Sydney, Australia
Comments: This is so very funny! What a great parody! Cleverly written, and I like the idea of Alfred being such a drunkard! And the appearance of all the other bad guys!!!!
Saturday 05/04/2002 11:08:02am
Name: Robin
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Location: The batcave
Comments: Me and Batman think this sight is totally discriminating towards us.Your a lil fag. Go watch one of our movies and right about that.SO shut the hell up asshole.
(the only funny thing bout this website is you.)
P.S. I got a riddle for you. What is stupid, gay,and, ugly,and has a sight for assholes around the globe?
(YOU)jackass
Saturday 05/04/2002 11:00:05am
Name: RMH
E-Mail: none
Homepage Title: none
Homepage URL: http://none
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments: Hey I just wanted to say that this page rules.Very cool website and i give it 2 thumbs up****
Thursday 05/02/2002 11:02:47am
Name: Robert
E-Mail: Robert@stanley.com
Homepage Title: scatlover
Homepage URL: http://www.scatlover.com
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Here
Comments: Your site fucking sucks. go suck a cock you fucking loser.
Wednesday 05/01/2002 5:14:06pm
Name: Will
E-Mail: Ttobbad274@aol.com
Homepage Title: none
Homepage URL: http://none
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Alabama
Comments: First, literally busting a gut laughing funny this thing is.
Second, I have just one question for you clowns: Did you have to obtain any special permission from DC or WB to post this thing online? Have you ever heard anything from them?
Monday 04/29/2002 11:54:06pm
Name: kari salwasser
E-Mail: kewwy_2001@hotmail.com
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Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location:
Comments: This page sux! Batman rocks and you should not be ridiculing him. I hate this page.
Monday 04/29/2002 3:14:57pm
Name: batman is fuckin gay
E-Mail: suckmyballs@roberts moms house.com
Homepage Title: batman fuckin sucks
Homepage URL:
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: not telling or you fags might rape me
Comments: trippyguyuk is a fuckin fag who isnt smokin weed just plain old fat cock he was blowing a fat cock. sandmanhak is also a cock sucker and really in my mind deserves to die. Dont even get me started with the geosites ass eater if i ever met a fagget like that i would drag him behind my car for a mile and a half the turn around then go another mile and a half. And the faget that wrote that his email was nope im going to fead you to 5 hungry camels and 4 hungry emus all at the same time. All of you people suckfuckin dick all day and night while talking on your little porno websites. I hope you all rot in your own flesh in hell. You fuckfaced faggets.



sincerly
i hate you all
Sunday 04/28/2002 6:53:52pm
Name: trippyguyuk
E-Mail: trippyguyuk@yahoo.co.uk
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Referred By: Web Ring
Location: Link from somewhere like The Editing Roo
Comments: Fantastic! Although it was a bit painful to read at times, due to the fact I was trying to stifle copiuous amounts of laughter while trying to inhale from a large joint! But a class act nonetheless!
Saturday 04/27/2002 10:57:30pm
Name: BATMADROX
E-Mail: sandmanhak@hotmail.com
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Location: STR8 OUTTA GOTHAM
Comments: FUCK YOU ALL BATMAN IS THE SHIT AND YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS
Saturday 04/27/2002 10:37:27am
Name: Cody
E-Mail:
Homepage Title: The George W. Bush Fan Club Page
Homepage URL: http://www.geocities.com/codyjdalton/bush.html
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Michigan
Comments: This site is very funny (despite what OTHER people think!
Friday 04/26/2002 9:37:29pm
Name: Wouldn't you like to know!
E-Mail: Nope
Homepage Title: Yeah right
Homepage URL: http://Tell you? lol
Referred By: Search Engine
Location: Earth
Comments: You fucking idiot! Why do you hate Batman?!! Fucker. You DAMN BITCH!!!! Stop hating him. I hate you!!!! Motherfucker
Tuesday 04/23/2002 3:18:02pm
Name: robert is a fag
E-Mail: robsucksharryballs@yourmomshouse.com
Homepage Title: this website fuckin sucks
Homepage URL: http://no lifes
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Location: k town nigga
Comments: im gonna have to agree with the comments that were written on 4/19/02 yall are a bunch of fags and if you are one of the many losers that think this gay website is funny then yall are just as fuckin gay maybe yall all should have a i hate batman/we all are fuckin gay convention and yall can swap all of yalls porn from the internet becouse god knows yall dont get any real pussy! yall are just as fuckin gay as these fags i know ryan and robert and i didnt think that was possible.I hope you all die in car accidents and maybe i will have the pleasure of sraping you asses of the road if i can push all your ass boyfreinds out of the way. Have a terrible life all of you ass lovers!!!!!


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batman and robin
Tuesday 04/23/2002 3:15:00pm
Name: robert is a fag
E-Mail: robsucksharryballs@yourmomshouse.com
Homepage Title: this website fuckin sucks
Homepage URL: http://no lifes
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Location: k town nigga
Comments: im gonna have to agree with the comments that were written on 4/19/02 yall are a bunch of fags and if you are one of the many losers that think this gay website is funny then yall are just as fuckin gay maybe yall all should have a i hate batman/we all are fuckin gay convention and yall can swap all of yalls porn from the internet becouse god knows yall dont get any real pussy! yall are just as fuckin gay as these fags i know ryan and robert and i didnt think that was possible.I hope you all die in car accidents and maybe i will have the pleasure of sraping you asses of the road if i can push all your ass boyfreinds out of the way. Have a terrible life all of you ass lovers!!!!!
Sunday 04/21/2002 3:39:16pm
Name: Magician
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Comments: I'm a huge Batman fan and honestly I was not offended at all by your script. In fact I think you guys should add 68 more pages so it's a complete script and try to sell it to Warner Brothers. I thought this was the funniest thing I've ever seen. If it's made into a movie, I'll see it opening day. Later.
Friday 04/19/2002 3:08:29pm
Name: fuck face
E-Mail: yourmomsucks@aol.com
Homepage Title: huge
Homepage URL: http://dick
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Location: texas
Comments: this website is the gayest thing i have ever read in my entire life. All of your losers need to get a major life just cause yall were losers in highschool and the rest of your lives dosnt meen you have to make fun of a gay movie. Maybee the movie was best for yall cause since yall are gay maybee a gay movie will suit yall better!!!! Have a great life you fags.
Sunday 04/14/2002 2:30:45pm
Name: ben dover
E-Mail: batmandoesn'tsuck@hotmail.com
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Comments: your gay
Friday 04/12/2002 2:35:58pm
Name: Keri Dudding
E-Mail: Sweetheart74us@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: Batman Sucks Forever
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Location: Bloomnigton Ca
Comments: Hey Batman
Thank you


Keri Dudding
Wednesday 04/10/2002 11:41:30pm
Name: Danny V
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Comments: i read your pardoy and it made me crack up several times. it looked well thought out and it was well written. much props to the people behind this parody masterpiece.
Tuesday 04/09/2002 1:29:13pm
Name: Doodle
E-Mail: Slippenknot8043@aol.com
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Location: California
Comments: Dude this page is pretty funny. I really dont like Batman so this site works for me.
Monday 04/08/2002 3:42:22pm
Name: Mark Haase
E-Mail: pit_viper3@hotmail.com
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Comments: I think that this is the best screen play i've seen on the net yet.
Saturday 04/06/2002 3:20:39am
Name: Andrew Ramberg
E-Mail: aramberg@sympatico.ca
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Location: Canada
Comments: WHAT A GREAT SCRIPT GUYS. TO BAD IM GONNA STEAL IT AND TAKE ALL OF THE CREDIT FOR IT. HAR HAR HAR. JUST KIDDING... GOOD STUFF.
Friday 04/05/2002 2:07:19am
Name: Batman
E-Mail: Batman@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: batman.com
Homepage URL: http://batman.com
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Location: Batcity
Comments: This site SUCKS!!!!!! HELL!!!!!
Batman FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!! HAIL BATMAN !!!!
Sunday 03/31/2002 4:11:38pm
Name: Crazy Ed
E-Mail: poorbatman@hotmail.com
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Location: A lightly-inclined-floor room
Comments: Great script. The writers rightfully mock the movies, not the character. If you batfans want to get angry at someone, please be at the producers of B&R.
Sunday 03/31/2002 2:06:28pm
Name: paul
E-Mail: paul_leondarides@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: Bat is the man of nights fear
Homepage URL: http://it doesn't matter
Referred By: E-Mail
Location: Emirates
Comments: hey!idiots!Batman will be forever;
The best there was,
the best there is,
and the best there ever will be
Friday 03/29/2002 2:20:07pm
Name: michael a.k.a. mickey
E-Mail: michaelhatesbatman.com
Homepage Title: batman sucks cuz i don't like him grr..
Homepage URL: http://batman stole my girl.........
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Location: jupiter
Comments: i hate batman cuz he sucks...
Friday 03/29/2002 2:13:35pm
Name: melissa a.k.a latina cutie
E-Mail: sandynguyen2002@yahoo.com
Homepage Title: Batman does not suck you suck
Homepage URL: http://you suck alot
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Location: miami
Comments: batman does not suck but that's only your opinion so i don't mind . it's just that i hope you know alot of people i know don't truly agree to your comments about batman.
Thursday 03/28/2002 4:33:41pm
Name: issy
E-Mail: batgirl20000@888888.com
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Comments: This site sucks!!! I love Batman!!!
Thursday 03/28/2002 3:07:56pm
Name: Jess
E-Mail: TheGoddessNut@mstar2.net
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Comments: That Was *sweet* Probably the Best Batman story I've ever read. Thanks.
Peace, love, and death from above.
Thursday 03/28/2002 2:32:22pm
Name: Brock
E-Mail: rock_refugee@yahoo.com
Homepage Title: Yahoo
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Comments: Batman is and has always been awesome no matter what anyone of you goofy web junkies might say about him. Grant it B&R sucked but the first two were awesome. C-YA
Wednesday 03/27/2002 11:20:24pm
Name: PSP
E-Mail: suckleftnut@rightnutjiggle.com
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Homepage URL: http://elephant+rhino
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Comments: i pretty much live with the bat. i've seen how he works in his cave. he likes to teach as well as learn and (although i haven't seen the whole site) i think this is just degrating. i'll back the bat til the end.
Monday 03/25/2002 10:17:47pm
Name: Bob
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Comments: This site rocks my socks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday 03/25/2002 10:09:20pm
Name: Danielle Warnert
E-Mail: Danielle@ABAutomation.com
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Comments: I love the bat but this was hilarious!!
Monday 03/25/2002 4:21:54pm
Name: chezrascals
E-Mail: chezrascals@ntlworld.com
Homepage Title: chezrascals
Homepage URL: http://www.chezrascals.cwc.net
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Monday 03/25/2002 4:21:53pm
Name: chezrascals
E-Mail: chezrascals@ntlworld.com
Homepage Title: chezrascals
Homepage URL: http://www.chezrascals.cwc.net
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Monday 03/25/2002 9:28:03am
Name: simmons
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Homepage Title: The Movie Collective
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/film/batman/
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Comments: Great spoof. The result is surprisingly witty and clever. I wish someone could film it ;)
Tuesday 03/19/2002 5:01:25pm
Name: Jason Janeshek
E-Mail: sevenpb@hotmail.com
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Location: Pennsylvania...near pittsburgh
Comments: this page is awful..."Batman & Robin" was horrible...yet, unlike this page, i stayed for the duration of the flick...i couldn't get past the 2nd scene of this piece of s@*#...Man, would i like to bang Natalie Imbruglia...
Monday 03/18/2002 5:04:53pm
Name: bruce wayne
E-Mail: batmanrules@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: batman
Homepage URL: http://batman
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: bat cave
Comments: YOU ARE A FUCKING IDNORAMUS, I WILL KICK YOUR SKANKY ASS! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO BE BATMAN, THEIR IS NO LET UP, SO YOU BETTER FIX THIS SITE BEFORE I COME AND APPREHEND YOU.
Saturday 03/16/2002 5:37:19pm
Name: 2 Pissed off Juggalos
E-Mail: Twizted@Aol.com
Homepage Title: Batman Rulz
Homepage URL: http://You Guys suck cock
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Yo Momma
Comments: From Anonomous Juggalos:Batman kicks ass! What the fuck are you guys talking about. Your total cock knockers.u r the ones that suck!we'll make u eat our shit,then shit out your shit that was made up of our shit ,and then eat it again.try tellin Jamie Madrox from Twiztid that shit and he'll freakk out on u.U COCKNOCKING MUTHA FAWKOS!
Tuesday 03/12/2002 5:45:40pm
Name: Luke
E-Mail: angryimp@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: The Page of iMP
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/weird/imp/main.html
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Location: Everywhere
Comments: YES! The first two movies ruled (compliments of Tim Burton), the last two blew donkeys (and your mom). Both of them are definitely on my top ten WORST movie lists!
Friday 03/08/2002 3:55:00pm
Name: SolidSnake
E-Mail: -
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Homepage URL: http://-
Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: Complexe Militaire Top Secret
Comments: for all batmans in the world...
Friday 03/08/2002 3:53:53pm
Name: SolidSnake
E-Mail: -
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Location: Complexe Militaire Top Sercret
Comments: for all batmans in the world...
Friday 03/08/2002 7:40:07am
Name: mark waterton
E-Mail: sam_moose@hotmail.com
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Comments: Thnkyou! finally someone has stood up to Joel schumakers terrible film! Batman was designed to be the dark night NOT the dark SHITE! THankyou! when is the Prequel being written?
Wednesday 03/06/2002 1:38:26pm
Name: Pork Chop
E-Mail: pchop6464@aol.com
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Comments: Batman is the shit u aint got nothin on him so shut up u big nay sayers.
Tuesday 03/05/2002 7:24:29pm
Name: j.l. van zant
E-Mail: thedirector72@aol.com
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Location: camarillo,ca
Comments: Me and my crew are considering making this a movie, (and giving you of coarse the writing credits).This is brilliant. And we feel we can do it justice. if you have any objection or have a request,e-mail me,please.
Monday 03/04/2002 11:48:17pm
Name: kari
E-Mail: none
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Comments: This page is what sux not batman! Batman rocks!
Thursday 02/28/2002 4:57:26pm
Name: zodiac
E-Mail: zodiac_24@hotmail.com
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Referred By: Just Surfed In
Location: i am where i want to be
Comments: Hey, nice script. Is it copywrited? I would like to use it in a play. It kinda sucks that because of writing this cool screenplay you´re being persecuted by batman fans who have no idea what their talking about. I hope you´re not attacked by the mobs...

_ The Chosen
Wednesday 02/27/2002 8:54:40pm
Name: Zach
E-Mail: bluegrass_boogie@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: Superheroesbynight
Homepage URL: http://superheroesbynight.com
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Comments: This script rules guys. did you make it into a movie?
Wednesday 02/27/2002 4:03:48pm
Name: studentghetto
E-Mail: studentghetto@hotmail.com
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Location: kalamazoo, MI
Comments: you douche bags have alot of nerve creating this page. to direspect batman in the way you have i hope you guys rot in hell. if you were real batman fans you would make fun of the movies and not desicrate the caracters by writing this shit. fuck you assholes fuck you right up your asses you fucks.
Monday 02/25/2002 6:29:50pm
Name: Evil Blackbird
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Comments: I LOVE BATMAN! And I ABSOLUTELY LOVE this site! I would be the first person in line to see this if you could ever get it made into a movie. I have sent this site to ALL my friends. They all think it's weird, but they love it too. Batman rocks and this screenplay is the BEST~!
Monday 02/25/2002 2:12:06am
Name: beowulf
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Location: detroit, henry ford hospital
Comments: great script. very funny. wish some one would make a 30 min show on it, like mad tv. made my night:-)
would love to see a star wars parody.
Sunday 02/24/2002 7:37:40pm
Name: Twiztid Bat Boy
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Comments: Fuck You and your stupid fuckin' piece of shit story. Batman Fo' Eva!
Sunday 02/24/2002 7:33:22pm
Name: Daniel Simons
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Location: Iwakuni, Japan
Comments: Great site. Since they can't decide on a new Batman script, they may as well just use this.
Sunday 02/24/2002 3:50:44am
Name: James DesRochers
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Location: Pullman, WA
Comments: Something had to be done. After viewing B&R my two friends and I went insane. We drove around for two hours shouting "That Crazy BAT!" We even drove through a Taco Bell and only ordered drink lids. Needless to say the movie drove us to a point of pure stupidity. I'm happy to see someone did something about it. Thankyou for avenging all those affected by it. Some of us can now begin to heal.
Saturday 02/23/2002 6:32:28am
Name: Spring Heeled Jack
E-Mail: thespringheeledjack@hotmail.com
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Comments: Damn I haven't laught this hard in ages!
Friday 02/22/2002 6:44:22pm
Name: Vincie Debenedictis
E-Mail: spider_carnage007@hotmail.com
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Comments: I think u suck. You wouldnt know a good movie if one smacked you in the face. Batman is a legend and will always be.
damn you
Thursday 02/21/2002 4:51:25pm
Name: Anne Blair
E-Mail: californiarose1976@hotmail.com
Homepage Title: Anne's Story Page
Homepage URL: http://www.angelfire.com/yt/anneblair/index.html
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Location: California
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